Bunny Goes Bust.
GENERAL : All around the world he has put a smile on the face of children every year since
we can remember. Easters favourite furry friend, hopping from house to house, hiding
chocolate goodies and treats for all to enjoy now looks like hoppping straight to court to
try and clear his name.
In a brief statement released by the Justice Department this week, it seems as though Mr E
Bunny, formerly of hole #336, Grangewood Park, has unpaid bills dating back to March 1975
to just about every major chocalate manufacturing company in the world. "He may be a
cute little fella", said prosecuting attorney, Mr P Ilot," but a the end of the
day this guy has been travelling around the world, working under false names, and running
up huge lines of credit with these poor struggling confectionery companies."
Companies such as Cadbury, Nestle, and Mars are believed to have lost millions of dollars
in sales thanks to Mr Bunny and will be seeking payment returns by slightly rising the
prices on all goods over the coming weeks. Mr Ilot added, "Companies like these
struggle to make ends meet at times so its up to us, the public, to put this fluffy white
menace in a small cage, sell him to some kid that will feed him for a couple of weeks,
before finally getting bored and leaving him to starve, as well as help out by buying a
few more chocalates each week."
Mr Bunny was not allowed to comment but is apparently in high spirits and insisting that
he was actually employed by each company to be a sales rep and was simply doing his job.
Initial hearings are expected to begin over the next 2 weeks with a verdict expected by
Good Friday.
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