God Queries GST
The head of many churchs, the man
himself, the great one who has apparently recently shaved the beard
and opted for a more 3 day growth, surfy look, is querying the
Australian Governments privacy acts in relation to Australian based
businesses and individuals wishing to claim credits for GST, the new
Australian Gods & Semites Tax.
With the implementation of
Australia's new tax system, come the 1st of July 2000, many businesses
are saying their prayers early that they survive the implementation of
the new ways of doing businesses. Many companies are also
reaching towards religion as a possible answer to establishing how
they will continue their business due to being placed in the difficult
position of being unable to claim cash deals and under the counter
transactions
Although generally happy with the abolishment of the countries
Provisional Tax which has cost the great leader year after year due to
many declining numbers in congregation, God is now in discussions with
the Australian Tax Department (ATD) as to how much GST each prayer
should incur under the GST, particularly due to the rapid increase in
general prayer services now being taken for businesses.
Under the old taxation system,
prayers were covered under the tax free component of general income
for any business or individual and no need to record details was
required, however under the new Gods and Semites Tax system each
business or individual will incur a minimum 10% GST per prayer/per
supreme being spoken to. (In general, for short prayers, this will
simply require a secondary Amen, bow, or incantation to cover the
costs however it is yet to be determined, and is being questioned by
the almighty, whether recording this for taxation purposes may
actually be a breach of the privacy act)
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