The Ordinaries 1999!
There's the Emmy's, the Academy's, the Logies, the
Peoples Choicies, the Grammy's, the Aria'ies and many other "ies" that
promotional guru's and media gits come up with.
However, in a twist from the norm, a Victorian media
company looks set to host a new suite of awards where, for once, everybody is a
nobody!
With award categories such as Most Average Cook, Less
Than Achieving Artist, Most Pathetic Singing Voice, and Very Poor Joke Teller, the awards
are being aimed at the every day person who has never really achieved anything in life,
and more than likely will never get an award for anything!
Nominations have been rapidly pooring in for the 1999
Ordinaries, with most categories already having over 2 million potentially winning
candidates!
If you know of a potential Ordy winner, someone who
has really done nothing with their life and will probably never be recognised for even the
smallest achievment in their own worthless world, then drop us a line...they might just be
a potential winner!
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