Queen Settles Republic Debate!
After several years of keeping rather quiet in
respect to the debate of whether Australia should become a republic or not, the Queen has
at last spoken out and settled the issue once and for all.
With just a few months left until Australians
themselves are given the choice of what Australia's future is to be, via a national
referendum on the topic, the Queen made a short, but to the point, announcement yesterday
by simply saying :
"For over 200 years we, my family and
forebearers, have given the land of Australia much of its history...the criminals, the
wars we have taken them to, ridiculous BBC comedy, and a cricket team to beat the crud out
of, to name a few. With this in mind and now their questioning of a monarch rule we
have one thing to say....bugger off and start taking the piss out of someone else! "
Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, was very
quick to respond to the Queens announcement, making a personal phone call to her
explaining that the entire republic issue was the fault of the Labour Party, Unions, and
violence in video games.
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