Scientists Make Breakthrough
2 scientists held captive for the last fifteen years by the Tasmanian government have
finally caved their way through three kilometers of earth to make an escape to freedom.
The pair, Bob Nolan and Christopher Slovenbek, were then unfortunately killed when
they discovered their escape path exit was 100 meters below sea level leading into
Bass Straight....don't you hate that!
$10 Million Study Proves Elephants Are Big
Row Boat Saga Ends
The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker arrived safely home in Sydney Harbour
this afternoon after circumnavigating the globe several times over the last 100 years in
attempt to find a better nursery rhyme than their own. The threesome were happy to
report that nothing came close to their ditty, however Jack Sprat and Wee Willy Winky had
been close contenders.
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